Crazy Minute

 Posted by Alysha DeShaé on Saturday, January 21, 2012 at 10:42 pm  Meaningless, Thoughts
Jan 212012
 
I'm Crazy

So, I’m going to have a crazy minute to complain about things that I really don’t need to complain about…

For example.  Jaime and I seldom go out.  We don’t go to clubs or bars, we don’t go on dates, we don’t go for walks in the park, and we don’t sit on our front porch and just enjoy the sunset.

This kind of upsets me.  But then I realize that I don’t really like any of those things.  It’s only when I see or hear about one of my friends going out with their significant others that I feel like I’m missing something.  It’s kind of frustrating because I sit here thinking, “Why doesn’t Jaime take me to go do those things?  Does he not like going out with me?  Is he ashamed of me?  Am I that boring?!”

Well, yes, I am that boring.  But that’s not the point!

Then I stop.  “Wait a minute.  I don’t like bars!  The smoke is disgusting and I can’t breath for ages after I go to one.  He doesn’t like bars either, so it’s not like he’s going without me.  And I don’t like going out in public or even really going to the park because of bugs and the potential for sunburn.  We don’t sit on our porch because of the mosquitoes.  And we don’t go out often because we’re saving money and I don’t like being in public!  Boy am I crazy!”

I'm Crazy

I'm Crazy -- clicking the picture will bring you to the original

So, yeah.  That’s my crazy moment.  If I really wanted to go out, it might take a little cajoling, but I’m sure I could get him to go occasionally.  The plain fact is, though, that I don’t want to…  I’m just crazy sometimes.

On the plus side, though, I don’t whine about him never taking me anywhere only to be miserable when he does take me places. Therefore, the time we do spend together is spent doing things we both like to one degree or another.  Cuddling up watching a movie, talking, and playing in the kitchen among other things.  :-)

Also, the above conversations that I have with myself all take place in my mind and usually in the space of a minute or so.  Crazy is good.  Instantaneous crazy is better.  :-p

Penis Not Allowed

 Posted by Alysha DeShaé on Friday, November 04, 2011 at 05:00 pm  Meaningless
Nov 042011
 
Penis Not Allowed

So, I watched a movie on netflix a little earlier.  It was an adorable movie called “A Monkey’s Tale” and I highly recommend it!

However, when I went to rate/review on netflix, I mentioned that you get to see a cartoon monkey penis.  Apparently, “penis” isn’t acceptable on netflix.  They’ll show one, but you can’t talk about it.

Penis Not Allowed

Penis Not Allowed

Naturally, my next course of action was to replace the word “penis” with other ascii characters to get the point across.  I decided that it was necessary to explain why I did so by saying that netflix censors things.

Netlix Not Allowed

Netlix Not Allowed

I then received a notification that the word “netflix” couldn’t be used.  I won’t lie, I laughed way too hard at that.  I can understand, to some extent,  why they censor their site name.  They don’t want you to review only the streaming/viewing quality of a movie.  They want you to review the movie, not their service.

For those that might be curious, my short review of the movie as it will appear on netflix if it makes it through their moderators:

Aside from the monkey ƿëñíş, I really enjoyed this movie!  I’m assuming that because it’s a monkey it doesn’t count as nudity, but you see a cartoon monkey ƿëñíş shortly after his fall from the treetops.  And apparently this site censors the word “ƿëñíş” which is why I used such goofy characters to form the word.  There is nothing inappropriate about the word and they showed one in the movie, so why can I not use the scientific terminology for male genitalia?

I think my favorite part of the movie, though, was when he asks “How do you know which monkeys are superior?”

To which the response was, “You know based on how high up they live.”

“Oh, so we’re superior to you because we live at the very tops of the trees?”

“Uh, no.”

Also, those aren’t exact quotes, but that’s essentially what was said.  I had to pause the movie I was laughing so hard!

I really did like the movie.  It’s a French movie, which would account for certain phrasing to US viewers, but the story is great, the animation is on par with more popular movies – if that’s what you’re worried about, and it’s got an underlying message that those with upstanding morals can support!  (Doesn’t that just sound pretentious?)

It’s a good movie, plain and simple.  If I can buy it as a DVD, I will.

Happy Halloween!

 Posted by Alysha DeShaé on Monday, October 31, 2011 at 06:00 pm  Meaningless
Oct 312011
 
Cat'o'Lantern

Happy Halloween, people!  How’s your day?

You haven’t heard much from me lately other than some iffy book reviews…  (Don’t blame me!  It’s not really possible to write a decent review of a terrible book.)

Anyways, enjoy this picture:

Cat'o'Lantern

Cat'o'Lantern

Isn’t it cute?!  It’s a kitty carved into a pumpkin!

We all know how much I love kitties!

So, who’s going trick-or-treating?

I considered it, but then realized that I’m too old and don’t have children to force into humiliating costumes so I can eat their candy.  *sigh*  If only I had kids…  Or could steal someone else’s children for a night.

Curse my moral standards that prevent the kidnap of any children but my niece and nephew!

Ugh…  *yawn*

I’m rambling…  I’m tired and getting read to go to sleep.  This post, like most, is a scheduled post, so I’m actually typing this on Sunday around 11p.

Good night!

That is valid both as I’m typing and as this is posted.  I’m so awesome!  :-p

Psst…  The above is what happens when Lishy is emotionally and mentally (but not physically) exhausted.  Just an FYI in case you were curious.

WAIT!

Watch this video.  O_O

Spam Hate-Comments

 Posted by Alysha DeShaé on Thursday, July 07, 2011 at 12:00 pm  Meaningless
Jul 072011
 
Fake Support Forum

Okay, this is just awesome!  In my spam comments, which I always skim through in case something got sorted in by mistake, I found this on a recipe for tortilla soup.

Spam Hate

Spam Hate - click to enlarge

Apparently, that recipe is so unbelievable that I’m living in a dream world and deserve to get cancer and then kill myself.  And that I’ll be going to yearly counseling sessions to learn how to commit suicide?  O_o

Yeah, yeah, I know spam isn’t supposed to make sense.  It’s just supposed to get through the filters to get their links out to the world, but I’m soooooo confused!

I clicked on their link because I was curious.  What can possibly be advertised by telling someone to kill oneself?

Fake Support Forum

Fake Support Forum

Yep, a support forum.  Sort of.  I’m convinced that it’s fake considering the main page is split into three sections:

  • All
  • Advertising
  • Info

And in all three sections, you’re bombarded with spam posts of drug advertisements…  Yeah.

Thanks, Support Forum, for telling me to off myself and then posting links for drugs!

I know this post was out of the blue, but that comment really leaped out at me!  And I did like the “Yes, Virginia” reference at the beginning.  :-p

Random Gross Rhyme

 Posted by Alysha DeShaé on Saturday, March 27, 2010 at 12:04 am  Meaningless
Mar 272010
 

Pick, pick, pick, pick your nose, nose, nose;
Pick it high, high, high;
Pick it low, low, low.
Finger do not linger near my nose – there it goes!

Ah, the enjoyable random grossness. I thought of this old rhyme while at the daycare seeing the buckets of snot that some kids put out and I felt it was necessary to share the rhyme with you all! :-p

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